A song my dad played it for me on a tape one day, a crazy tape I loved, an old English folk song;
There was an old farmer who sat on a rock
Stroking his whiskers and shaking his …
Fist at his neighbors who sat on their wricks
Teaching their children to play with their …
Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore
Along came a lady who looked like a …
Decent young lady and walked like a duck
Said she discovered a new way to …
Bring up the children to sew and to knit
The boys in the stables were shoveling up …
Contents of stables left after the hunt
The car-man(?) was feeling a nice piece of …
Straw from the stables cleaning the walls
In came the dairmaid(?) to play with his …
Dog and the dairy where she did belong
If you think this is dirty you’re F***ing well wrong.